So funny.
Interesting thought.
On today’s Fresh Air, how the digital age is changing kids, teens and parents. (via nprfreshair)
(via nprfreshair)
Why does this kind of living have such an appeal to me?
I must assemble a plan to figure this out.
Step 1. Arrive at coffee shop.
Step 2. Order a coffee “for here”.
Step 3. Get situated in a nice corner spot ready to get some work done.
Step 4. Realize the battery on the iPad has completely died.
Step 5. Sigh deeply.
Step 6. Drink your coffee while trying figure out what to do.
Step 7. Work on the phone.
Step 8. Awkwardly ask the person next to you to massage your hands because they got sore from too much phone-thumb typing.
Step 9. Take it personally when rejected cause… Well, why not?
Step 10. Rant to the whole coffee shop using phrases like, “this is America!”, “what about the kids?”, “‘because I said so’ isn’t a real answer!”, and, “no I won’t be quiet, this is important $@&!*%#!!!”.
Step 11. Lament that a delicious cup of coffee was left un-drunk as I wander naked through the park.
Step 12. Get arrested.
Step 13. Go to a prison that is run by monkeys. Not the cute kind.
Step 14. Wake up.
Step 15. Realize I fell asleep in the corner of the coffee shop apparently suffering from Internet withdrawals.
So, my iPad battery died. Maybe I should just read a book or something.





